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Donation: Kiwanis Fines

$5.00
Donation: Kiwanis Fines
Donation: Kiwanis Fines

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Donation: Kiwanis Fines

$5.00
Model Number: KLC00003
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You've Been Busted!
Busted

That's right. Whatever you did/said/thought/implied or considered has cost you a fine. Time to pay up.

In case you are wondering, though, no this isn't Rotary and fines aren't $5 each. It's just that Square takes so much out of just a dollar, it doesn't make sense until we get up to $5. So, whatever it was you did, do it again another 4 times and then pay up.

All for the good of the children of Lincoln City, of course.

- Your loving Finemaster.